Bike tour... TO YOUR DOOM!

in just 2 weeks a team of intrepid human powered explorers will set off to hit up CheHellYes's backdoor! Here are some deets from our Gaybe Amanass Tiller:

168 miles
3 Days (60mi/day)
Wed 6/30 - Fri 7/2
2 brutal climbs, topping out at 3,000' and 4,000'
Epic downhills, some of the best hills I've run on my gbike are on this route!
Low traffic
Gorgeous wilderness, near to no civilization

Anyone can bike 60 miles in a day, you'll have to go on a few training ride to do three 60mi days in a row, but I used to hate biking long distances and now I love it. You can too!

Then when we get there we'll spend the weekend blowing shit up, drinking heavily, sinking boats, swimming, burning things, not sleeping, and whatever else we can get into!

be warned, we plan to drop a fat megaton fun bomb on the lake.

biking directions

we just left! try and catch us!

http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2947950

conjunction junction whats your FUNction?

Lapis has created a simple to use form that will help us get all our friends together.

Need a ride? Great! lots of people have room in their autos. Want to haul some people or stuff? Cool! We got people that need stuffing and/or hauling.

just click here and behold! All your travel options are belong to us!

bring forth pork fried awesome!

Yes it is true, This July 4th weekend we plan to experience the delicate beauty that is CheHELLYes!

Web logs are an excellent place for people to say annoying things. Also they can be used to organize some freaky ass shit.

And so it came to pass that this whinny tool (blog) and that bumfuck gem of a town (CheHELLYes!) were to merge in a perfect traffic crash leaving no survivors.

We are talking about a large lake front property with room for 100s if not 1000s of freedom fighters. We are not charging so you better bring your own toilet paper and shovel! (although we do have plans for a stylish komode)

be there or be dysentery


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