It may be that there is no good reason NOT to travel to CheHellYES!
"Im poor, and cant afford to go" you say
BAH! its true there are lots of ways to spend money, but camping is free, potatoes are cheap, there are carpools leaving PDX Friday and Saturday, and you should consider that being a little sober will help you remember things that the rest of us certainly wont be able to.
"I wanna do crazy fun shit" you say
oh, well you should have some place where you can do crazy shit. Lake side property is pretty sweet.
"but what if I go sex crazy?"
what if? this is radical independence day, and you will get there by being sufficent, so even tho a box of condoms will be served with every bottle of Old Crow we still expect you to do all your bizness conscentually. (picture used without permission)
"but what if cops show up?"
aha, lucky for you CheHellYes! happens to be just beyond the city limits so even a state trooper would need permission to even set foot on the property. The owners are really excited about this.
"but what if my friends laugh at me?"
we are gonna laugh regardless, you might as well look stupid.
dont live in fear of ridicule, embrace it, with us, this weekend, in CHE HELL YES!
